my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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