I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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