yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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