hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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