So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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