Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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