STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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