this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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