Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Boobs speak an international language.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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