so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i now understand why vodka
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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