I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
