oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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