i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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