Your mouth is God's brothel.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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