Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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