yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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