No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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