Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i will never coherently bang her
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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