I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
