I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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