she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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