Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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