ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You made out with two different species that night
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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