We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
How's work?
Spinning.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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