with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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