perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You need Xanax blowdarts
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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