its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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