I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Where is the hickey?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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