i think my mom watched the whole time
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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