Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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