He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Me. At least after what I've been through.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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