Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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