My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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