Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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