this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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