you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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