if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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