Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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