Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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