Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
ttyl tear gas
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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