I wish i was in the wii world.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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