it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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