There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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