would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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