Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
my poor anus
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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