Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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