remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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