i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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