Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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