Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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