so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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