So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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