sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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