One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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