Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
kristin has been a bad kristin
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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