i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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