Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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