True but thats because hes a fetus.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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